Originally posted on 3/4/07 on an earlier blog.
I’ve been somewhat surprised to find how interested people are in my minions -as were my minions- so I asked them if they would be wiling to do interviews, and they have consented to do so. Due to the fact that they are now regularly stopped on the street, and asked, “Aren’t you that one minion?” I think they are looking for an opportunity to discuss their mysterious lives once and for all, free of all the drama that comes with their new celebrity status.
Today’s interview is with Boris. Boris is twenty-seven years old and the youngest of the Ukrainian-Baptist mafia. He was born in Kiev and likes boxing, fencing, reading Kant, and making lasagna (usually the lasagna is made to impress cute little blondes).
S: How did you become a minion?
B: Well, I tried many, many things when I first came to America. I tried to be a biologist, but in the very first biology class I took, I found they expected me to dissect this unborn pig. How do you call it? Ah yes, fetal pig. I told them this was disgusting, and I would not do it. So I changed my major to accounting, but this was tedious, so I dropped out.
S: So, dropping out of WMU led you to become a minion?
B: Indirectly, yes. After I dropped out of college, I traveled to Saginaw because that is a city where the depressed peoples of the world truly belong.
S: Not when Jessica takes over.
B: This is true, but at this time, prior to Jessica even dreaming of becoming the future mayor, unhappy people belonged in Saginaw. While I was in Saginaw being a very sad Boris, I went to their Barnes & Noble. There I found this girl writing in a notebook. I sensed that she was plotting to take over the world, and I knew immediately that the world would be a better place once she did.
S: I was actually doing my linguistics homework. I was thinking of taking over the world though. On to our next question: Boxers or briefs?
B: Boxer briefs. They give me the best of both worlds, though I did get a nice pair of boxers for Christmas. They are silver and very shiny. If I ever have to wear tin foil on my head as protection against telepathic aliens, my boxers will match my headgear.
S: Or if you ever wear one of those Viking helmets.
B: I like those very much.
S: Now, are you really allergic to Republicans?
B: No, not all of them. Could I really belong to a Ukrainian-Baptist mafia if I was allergic to all Republicans?
S: Good point.
B: I like many Republicans. Like your mother. Now, there is a good woman who knows how to make a very delicious vareniky. No, I’m only allergic to the people who listen to Jerry Falwell. I suspect it’s Falwell I’m truly allergic to, and it is merely a secondhand allergy with his minions.
S: So minions can be allergic to other minions?
B: It appears so.
S: So, what is your world famous lasagna recipe?
B: Ha! I will take that secret to the grave. Not that I expect to do much lasagna preparation in the grave, but I will take it to the grave just the same.
S: Well, thank you for answering my questions today. Oh, and by the way, I WILL get that lasagna recipe.
Tomorrow’s interview will be with Ivan.
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Sunday, October 17, 2010
Archives: The Minion Interviews - Ivan
Originally posted 3/21/07
For anyone who may be new to our program, I happen to be the leader of four minions, the Ukrainian Baptist Mafia. Information on my minions can be found here. Recently, I began interviewing my minions since the blogosphere is so fascinated by them. My interview with Boris can be found here.
Today’s interview is with Ivan. Ivan is twenty-eight years old, and he was born in Kiev. Ivan enjoys tae kwon do, quilting, moody poets (Byron is his favorite), and sitting in dark rooms brooding. I’m happy to announce that Ivan is also single and looking!
S: How did you become a minion?
I: It was Boris’s fault.
S: Would you care to elaborate on that?
I: No.
S: Okay then. If you were not a minion, what would you be*?
I: A poet. I like to write about the rivers of Ukraine in winter.
S: So, you like to write about ice?
I: Pretty much. It is a topic that fascinates me very much.
S: Uh huh. So, have you or any of the other minions considered usurping me*?
I: Is that Sara woman trying to get me killed with these questions?
S: Probably. Let’s move on to the next question. Do you have a minion brother?
I: You’ve never told anyone that Mikhail, Boris, Vasily, and I are all siblings?
S: Must have slipped my mind. I did post my portrait of the four of you a couple months ago. I guess I thought people would’ve noticed the resemblance.
I: Well, you definitely didn’t get the artistic talent in your family. No offense.
S: Hey! Wasn’t it you who complained that you can’t cross the street without being recognized since I posted that picture?
I: I, uh, don’t remember. So, Sara’s question! Yes, I have three brothers. I also have a sister in Ukraine.
S: Are you jealous that Boris gets all the women*?
I: Who says he gets all the ladies? There’s a lot of women in this world and many like silent, brooding types. I’m told that I’m very mysterious.
S: I’ll agree with that. So, what are your pet peeves*?
I: Interviews.
S: Besides that?
I: People who don’t say “please” or “thank you,” self-absorbed women, Vasily’s snoring, Desperate Housewives reruns.
S: Is it true that holodetz** (sp?) is an aphrodisiac***?
I: What?!
S: Don’t look at me. The Future Mayor wanted to know.
I: Yes, it is a huge turn on, but only for men who like garlic breath, knitting, cellulite, and Celine Dion. Generally, it is not a huge hit with the vampires.
S: She’ll be disappointed. She likes vampires. Especially ones named Spike.
I: Those are the worst kind.
S: I know that. Boxers or briefs?
I: Neither, and that’s all I’ll say on the matter.
S: What a note to end on. You’re really leaving them with something to think about. Well, thank you Ivan for taking the time for this interview. And for doing it without the aid of vodka! I’m very proud of you.
I: Does this mean a raise?
S: No.
I: D_____ it!
Our next minion interview will be with Vasily who is a bit more loquacious than Ivan. If you have any questions for Vasily, please post them as comments. Thank you!
* Questions from Sarakastic.
** Holodetz is a salty, garlicky jellied meat. This blogger’s parents as well as the parents of The Future Mayor enjoy eating this on holidays. My sister, during her single days, was known to test the devotion of her admirers by seeing if they would be brave enough to eat of the holodetz. One of these admirers happened to marry her even after the coerced holodetz consumption, and this blogger believe that says a lot about his determination and his character.
***Question from The Future Mayor.
For anyone who may be new to our program, I happen to be the leader of four minions, the Ukrainian Baptist Mafia. Information on my minions can be found here. Recently, I began interviewing my minions since the blogosphere is so fascinated by them. My interview with Boris can be found here.
Today’s interview is with Ivan. Ivan is twenty-eight years old, and he was born in Kiev. Ivan enjoys tae kwon do, quilting, moody poets (Byron is his favorite), and sitting in dark rooms brooding. I’m happy to announce that Ivan is also single and looking!
S: How did you become a minion?
I: It was Boris’s fault.
S: Would you care to elaborate on that?
I: No.
S: Okay then. If you were not a minion, what would you be*?
I: A poet. I like to write about the rivers of Ukraine in winter.
S: So, you like to write about ice?
I: Pretty much. It is a topic that fascinates me very much.
S: Uh huh. So, have you or any of the other minions considered usurping me*?
I: Is that Sara woman trying to get me killed with these questions?
S: Probably. Let’s move on to the next question. Do you have a minion brother?
I: You’ve never told anyone that Mikhail, Boris, Vasily, and I are all siblings?
S: Must have slipped my mind. I did post my portrait of the four of you a couple months ago. I guess I thought people would’ve noticed the resemblance.
I: Well, you definitely didn’t get the artistic talent in your family. No offense.
S: Hey! Wasn’t it you who complained that you can’t cross the street without being recognized since I posted that picture?
I: I, uh, don’t remember. So, Sara’s question! Yes, I have three brothers. I also have a sister in Ukraine.
S: Are you jealous that Boris gets all the women*?
I: Who says he gets all the ladies? There’s a lot of women in this world and many like silent, brooding types. I’m told that I’m very mysterious.
S: I’ll agree with that. So, what are your pet peeves*?
I: Interviews.
S: Besides that?
I: People who don’t say “please” or “thank you,” self-absorbed women, Vasily’s snoring, Desperate Housewives reruns.
S: Is it true that holodetz** (sp?) is an aphrodisiac***?
I: What?!
S: Don’t look at me. The Future Mayor wanted to know.
I: Yes, it is a huge turn on, but only for men who like garlic breath, knitting, cellulite, and Celine Dion. Generally, it is not a huge hit with the vampires.
S: She’ll be disappointed. She likes vampires. Especially ones named Spike.
I: Those are the worst kind.
S: I know that. Boxers or briefs?
I: Neither, and that’s all I’ll say on the matter.
S: What a note to end on. You’re really leaving them with something to think about. Well, thank you Ivan for taking the time for this interview. And for doing it without the aid of vodka! I’m very proud of you.
I: Does this mean a raise?
S: No.
I: D_____ it!
Our next minion interview will be with Vasily who is a bit more loquacious than Ivan. If you have any questions for Vasily, please post them as comments. Thank you!
* Questions from Sarakastic.
** Holodetz is a salty, garlicky jellied meat. This blogger’s parents as well as the parents of The Future Mayor enjoy eating this on holidays. My sister, during her single days, was known to test the devotion of her admirers by seeing if they would be brave enough to eat of the holodetz. One of these admirers happened to marry her even after the coerced holodetz consumption, and this blogger believe that says a lot about his determination and his character.
***Question from The Future Mayor.
Archives: The Minion Interviews - Vasily
Originally posted 5/28/07
Today’s interview is with Vasily. Vasily is thirty years old and was born in Kiev. He was the last of the Ukrainian Baptist Mafia to move to the US. Vasily likes fencing, boxing, reading GQ, American Idol, singing in the shower, collecting antique swords and daggers, and reading Proust.
S: How did you become a minion?
V: Like Ivan, it was because of Boris. The day Boris met you at the Saginaw Barnes and Noble, he say he found his mission in life and that it was to promote the Ukrainian Baptist way of life. He came home talking about Ukrainian Baptist festivals and National Ukrainian Baptist Awareness Day. It was quite a sight to behold.
S: Boris does get very animated when he’s planning. I think his Ukrainian Baptist Heritage Ball was quite a success.
V: Yes, but I be very lonely at the Heritage Ball.
S: I know; I’m sorry. Things will be better next year.
V: Maybe. What is the use of being sexy minion if you cannot get the woman you want?
S: Good question. Perhaps we can let the readers answer that one. So, if you were not a minion, what would you be?
V: I work as journalist for a while, but my looks became much distraction. I question people and then have to wait for them to stop drooling and saying how handsome I am before they can answer questions. I try going undercover, but my looks made this completely impossible. Then jealous people say my English bad. Bad? Ay, what a mess. If I have to go find a new career now, I think I would be model. Maybe for Gap; my butt look very nice in their jeans. Or I might model for romance novels. I also look very nice without my shirt.
S: While we’re on the topic of your handsomeness, I have a question from Trish: Are you allowed to admit you are handsome if you are postmodern?
V: I never say I postmodern. I say I like talking about postmodernism. I like talking about deep ideas. I like this like I enjoy long walks on the beach, roaring fires, and candlelit dinners.
S: Are you still writing that personals ad? Never mind. Have you ever considered usurping me?
V: Not until you became Presbyterian. Now we all thinking about it.
S: You’re plotting already? I’ve been a Presbyterian for a grand total of eight days.
V: That eight days too long.
S: I thought you were happy that I joined my church. Was it an excuse to rebel? I’ll have you know that Presbyterians are a great deal like Slavic Baptists.
V: How?
S: Well . . . both like Calvinism and both pray unusually long prayers.
V (sitting up very straight): Very long prayers? Like your father pray?
S: Just like Dad’s prayers, but in English. Remember last Thanksgiving when my dad prayed before the meal?
V: And Ivan started snoring!
S: I’m still amazed my parents believed Mikhail when he said Ivan had narcolepsy.
(At this point in the interview, both Stacy and Vasily laugh until they have to wipe tears away.)
V: I think The Future Mayor know the truth.
S: There’s no fooling Jessica; she knew. Okay, we’re really off-subject. I have another question from Trish. How do you feel about the use of hair products in the Bush administration*?
V: Condi has very nice hair. The rest of them. . . I design line of hair products for them.
S: Now, everyone wants to know: boxers or briefs?
V: Boxers. Sexy minions do not wear tighty whiteys.
S: Amen to that. So, how do you feel about forty-something almost-divorced women from Texas**?
V: I feel that once these forty-something almost-divorced women finalize these divorces, they should get my phone number.
S: I guess this means you are over Sarakastic then?
V: I did believe Sara was my soulmate, but sadly I discovered that the lovely Miss Sara feels differently.
S: I’m sorry. I know how you feel about her.
V: She’s a very lovely woman. She will make some man very happy. I just hope he’ll be a Ukrainian-Baptist man.
S: Lynette is also a lovely woman, and she deserves a good Ukrainian-Baptist man. Tell me, would you move to Texas for her?
V: I do not know. Would I have to wear big cowboy hat?
S: I don’t know. Would you like to?
V: Very much. Does Lynette have big hat?
S: I doubt it. I think she’s a New Englander at heart.
V: Oh.
S: While we’re on the subject of locations, have you ever considered moving to Colorado***?
V: You try to get rid of me?
S: No. I like having you around, but I would appreciate it if you stopped eating my ice cream.
V: Boris eat your ice cream. I have to fit into leather pants.
S: So, it must have been your evil twin I saw digging into the Haagan Daaz caramel cone the other day?
V: Yes.
S: Okay, then. Thank you very much for the interview.
V: You’re welcome. So when is Lynette single?
Well, my minions and I are off to a Memorial Day picnic. We have the important duty of bringing the hot dogs. Here’s my random question of the day: Why are some hot dogs in the grocery store labeled “franks” while others are labeled “wieners.” Are franks beef-based while wieners are pig-based? (I’d Google this if I wasn’t afraid of what kind of results I might get.)
Oh, and Lynette? When you’re officially single, you can contact Vasily at hot_vasily_1311 @ yahoo . com.
* Question from Trish
** Question from Lynette
*** Question from JenKneeBee
Today’s interview is with Vasily. Vasily is thirty years old and was born in Kiev. He was the last of the Ukrainian Baptist Mafia to move to the US. Vasily likes fencing, boxing, reading GQ, American Idol, singing in the shower, collecting antique swords and daggers, and reading Proust.
S: How did you become a minion?
V: Like Ivan, it was because of Boris. The day Boris met you at the Saginaw Barnes and Noble, he say he found his mission in life and that it was to promote the Ukrainian Baptist way of life. He came home talking about Ukrainian Baptist festivals and National Ukrainian Baptist Awareness Day. It was quite a sight to behold.
S: Boris does get very animated when he’s planning. I think his Ukrainian Baptist Heritage Ball was quite a success.
V: Yes, but I be very lonely at the Heritage Ball.
S: I know; I’m sorry. Things will be better next year.
V: Maybe. What is the use of being sexy minion if you cannot get the woman you want?
S: Good question. Perhaps we can let the readers answer that one. So, if you were not a minion, what would you be?
V: I work as journalist for a while, but my looks became much distraction. I question people and then have to wait for them to stop drooling and saying how handsome I am before they can answer questions. I try going undercover, but my looks made this completely impossible. Then jealous people say my English bad. Bad? Ay, what a mess. If I have to go find a new career now, I think I would be model. Maybe for Gap; my butt look very nice in their jeans. Or I might model for romance novels. I also look very nice without my shirt.
S: While we’re on the topic of your handsomeness, I have a question from Trish: Are you allowed to admit you are handsome if you are postmodern?
V: I never say I postmodern. I say I like talking about postmodernism. I like talking about deep ideas. I like this like I enjoy long walks on the beach, roaring fires, and candlelit dinners.
S: Are you still writing that personals ad? Never mind. Have you ever considered usurping me?
V: Not until you became Presbyterian. Now we all thinking about it.
S: You’re plotting already? I’ve been a Presbyterian for a grand total of eight days.
V: That eight days too long.
S: I thought you were happy that I joined my church. Was it an excuse to rebel? I’ll have you know that Presbyterians are a great deal like Slavic Baptists.
V: How?
S: Well . . . both like Calvinism and both pray unusually long prayers.
V (sitting up very straight): Very long prayers? Like your father pray?
S: Just like Dad’s prayers, but in English. Remember last Thanksgiving when my dad prayed before the meal?
V: And Ivan started snoring!
S: I’m still amazed my parents believed Mikhail when he said Ivan had narcolepsy.
(At this point in the interview, both Stacy and Vasily laugh until they have to wipe tears away.)
V: I think The Future Mayor know the truth.
S: There’s no fooling Jessica; she knew. Okay, we’re really off-subject. I have another question from Trish. How do you feel about the use of hair products in the Bush administration*?
V: Condi has very nice hair. The rest of them. . . I design line of hair products for them.
S: Now, everyone wants to know: boxers or briefs?
V: Boxers. Sexy minions do not wear tighty whiteys.
S: Amen to that. So, how do you feel about forty-something almost-divorced women from Texas**?
V: I feel that once these forty-something almost-divorced women finalize these divorces, they should get my phone number.
S: I guess this means you are over Sarakastic then?
V: I did believe Sara was my soulmate, but sadly I discovered that the lovely Miss Sara feels differently.
S: I’m sorry. I know how you feel about her.
V: She’s a very lovely woman. She will make some man very happy. I just hope he’ll be a Ukrainian-Baptist man.
S: Lynette is also a lovely woman, and she deserves a good Ukrainian-Baptist man. Tell me, would you move to Texas for her?
V: I do not know. Would I have to wear big cowboy hat?
S: I don’t know. Would you like to?
V: Very much. Does Lynette have big hat?
S: I doubt it. I think she’s a New Englander at heart.
V: Oh.
S: While we’re on the subject of locations, have you ever considered moving to Colorado***?
V: You try to get rid of me?
S: No. I like having you around, but I would appreciate it if you stopped eating my ice cream.
V: Boris eat your ice cream. I have to fit into leather pants.
S: So, it must have been your evil twin I saw digging into the Haagan Daaz caramel cone the other day?
V: Yes.
S: Okay, then. Thank you very much for the interview.
V: You’re welcome. So when is Lynette single?
Well, my minions and I are off to a Memorial Day picnic. We have the important duty of bringing the hot dogs. Here’s my random question of the day: Why are some hot dogs in the grocery store labeled “franks” while others are labeled “wieners.” Are franks beef-based while wieners are pig-based? (I’d Google this if I wasn’t afraid of what kind of results I might get.)
Oh, and Lynette? When you’re officially single, you can contact Vasily at hot_vasily_1311 @ yahoo . com.
* Question from Trish
** Question from Lynette
*** Question from JenKneeBee
Archives: The Minion Interviews - Mikhail
Originally posted 11/7/07
Welcome to the final minion interview.
S: How did you become a minion?
M: As you know, it begin with Boris meeting you in the Saginaw Barnes and Noble. He told us all about you, and what can I say? I’m a follower.
S: If you were not a minion, what would you be?
M: I always thought my life would be a dangerous thing. I saw myself stopping logging in the rainforest or fighting human trafficking.
S: Are you saying being my minion isn’t dangerous?
M: Don’t look at me like that. You get soft. You know you get soft. Vasily . . . he blame it on your biological clock, say you ready for husband and babies, but I think he is wrong.
S: You are right about that much. But not about being soft though. I’m fierce.
M: I haven’t picked up a weapon in months. Not my preference.
S: Looking for violence, are you? Tell you what, Thanksgiving is coming up. I’ll send you to the mall on Black Friday, perhaps request some coffee syrups from the Coffee Beanery.
M: No, not the mall. Can’t I beat up rapist like respectable minion?
S: You’re in luck because I hear rapists have to go to the mall, too. I know. Rapists giving out Christmas gifts. It’s a bit like the Grinch volunteering at the homeless shelter.
M: I hate you.
S: You love me. There’s no use in denying it. Now describe your ideal woman.
M: Finally, a question I like. My ideal woman would be not stuck up but very intelligent and very lovely. She would care for others.
S: Very nice. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
M: I’d have more weapons, first of all. My sword is in need of repair.
S: The world, Mikhail, not your life. And it’s not my fault your sword got run over by a semi. I didn’t leave it in the middle of Main Street.
M: Fine. If I could change one thing about the world, I would want everyone to be more sensitive to the feelings of others.
S: Stop looking at me like that.
M: I not looking at you any particular way.
S: Moving along. Boxers or briefs?
M: Boxers. Briefs is not for manly men.
S: And do you believe in psychics?*
M: No, but I want to be one. What other job pay you to be eccentric?
S: Minionhood? Televangelism?
M: I suppose.
S: Do minions dress up for Halloween?*
M: Yes! We love Halloween. This year I be Freddy Kruger. Last year, a killer bunny. The year before that, a headless horseman. Is too much fun!
S: Are there any special Ukrainian mafia holidays?*
M: The big ones are Ukrainian Baptist Quilting Day and Ukrainian Baptist Beat Up Rapists Day.
S: Mikhail. You know I know you’re making this up.
M: Maybe they should be holidays.
S: Who is your favorite character from Friends?**
M: Veronica Mars.
S: Wrong show, Mikhail.
M: I only be in this country five years. Be nice.
S: So, do those jeans make Lynette look fat? ***
M: Funny, I was just thinking how lovely Lynette is looking. She is perfect sitting at her computer with her jeans. Beautiful woman.
S: And can you come whisk Lynette away to some exotic weekend getaway?***
B: Whoa! That is dangerous question. I know my brother, Vasily, is very fond of Lynette, and he is waiting until she is ready for him. I love my brothers very much. We would die for each other. (Pause.) And for you, of course, Stacy.
S: I never doubted it. Thank you so much for letting me interview you, Mikhail.
Thank you all for tuning into the final minion interview. Remember, if you find any rapists, please let Mikhail know. He is eager to do some violence.
*Question from Sarakastic
**Question from Allie
***Question from Lynette
Welcome to the final minion interview.
S: How did you become a minion?
M: As you know, it begin with Boris meeting you in the Saginaw Barnes and Noble. He told us all about you, and what can I say? I’m a follower.
S: If you were not a minion, what would you be?
M: I always thought my life would be a dangerous thing. I saw myself stopping logging in the rainforest or fighting human trafficking.
S: Are you saying being my minion isn’t dangerous?
M: Don’t look at me like that. You get soft. You know you get soft. Vasily . . . he blame it on your biological clock, say you ready for husband and babies, but I think he is wrong.
S: You are right about that much. But not about being soft though. I’m fierce.
M: I haven’t picked up a weapon in months. Not my preference.
S: Looking for violence, are you? Tell you what, Thanksgiving is coming up. I’ll send you to the mall on Black Friday, perhaps request some coffee syrups from the Coffee Beanery.
M: No, not the mall. Can’t I beat up rapist like respectable minion?
S: You’re in luck because I hear rapists have to go to the mall, too. I know. Rapists giving out Christmas gifts. It’s a bit like the Grinch volunteering at the homeless shelter.
M: I hate you.
S: You love me. There’s no use in denying it. Now describe your ideal woman.
M: Finally, a question I like. My ideal woman would be not stuck up but very intelligent and very lovely. She would care for others.
S: Very nice. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
M: I’d have more weapons, first of all. My sword is in need of repair.
S: The world, Mikhail, not your life. And it’s not my fault your sword got run over by a semi. I didn’t leave it in the middle of Main Street.
M: Fine. If I could change one thing about the world, I would want everyone to be more sensitive to the feelings of others.
S: Stop looking at me like that.
M: I not looking at you any particular way.
S: Moving along. Boxers or briefs?
M: Boxers. Briefs is not for manly men.
S: And do you believe in psychics?*
M: No, but I want to be one. What other job pay you to be eccentric?
S: Minionhood? Televangelism?
M: I suppose.
S: Do minions dress up for Halloween?*
M: Yes! We love Halloween. This year I be Freddy Kruger. Last year, a killer bunny. The year before that, a headless horseman. Is too much fun!
S: Are there any special Ukrainian mafia holidays?*
M: The big ones are Ukrainian Baptist Quilting Day and Ukrainian Baptist Beat Up Rapists Day.
S: Mikhail. You know I know you’re making this up.
M: Maybe they should be holidays.
S: Who is your favorite character from Friends?**
M: Veronica Mars.
S: Wrong show, Mikhail.
M: I only be in this country five years. Be nice.
S: So, do those jeans make Lynette look fat? ***
M: Funny, I was just thinking how lovely Lynette is looking. She is perfect sitting at her computer with her jeans. Beautiful woman.
S: And can you come whisk Lynette away to some exotic weekend getaway?***
B: Whoa! That is dangerous question. I know my brother, Vasily, is very fond of Lynette, and he is waiting until she is ready for him. I love my brothers very much. We would die for each other. (Pause.) And for you, of course, Stacy.
S: I never doubted it. Thank you so much for letting me interview you, Mikhail.
Thank you all for tuning into the final minion interview. Remember, if you find any rapists, please let Mikhail know. He is eager to do some violence.
*Question from Sarakastic
**Question from Allie
***Question from Lynette
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